Job Posting: Public Relations Director
The NAofRL (National Association of Rooster Lovers) is seeking a public relations director. It seems the recent battle between a Pit Bull and McNugget the Staples Rooster has brought on the wrath of the PBAof Issaquah. (Pit Bull Association of Issaquah).
Here is an eye witness account of the attack:
“I was here when it happened,” said Teresa Mercado, who works at Your Espresso, previously known as Espresso Time. “Basically, I was working and I heard the rooster screaming — the pit bull had the rooster in its mouth.”
Luckily, the rooster was freed from the pit bull’s jaws…. (from the Issaquah Press)
However based on the ferocious and mean intended comments toward the rooster from the Issaquah Chapter of the PBA the rooster is in more danger from the PBA than from the Big Bully Pit Bull.
Note these coments that has caused the NAofRL to post this. This Bird Needs Help, NOW!
This is the very same rooster who has attacked patrons in wheelchairs, so let’s go easy on the “very friendly little guy” quotes.
If it was a pit bull and not a rooster attacking folks in wheelchairs I bet your beloved little McNugget would be going home in your child’s Happy Meal right about now.
I’ll take him with a side of sweet and sour sauce, please
Rachel you are right on. “very friendly little guy” came after me while I was walking with my daughter (who is in a wheelchair) and jumped on the back of my legs. No blood and guts but it just took me by surprise.
My daughter goes to another bus stop so she doesn’t have to encounter Mr. McNugget. I am glad the pit bull didn’t kill him because I’m sure the town of Issaquah would have had a fit and demand the pit bull be put down
What gets me is the crazy headline: “…survives PIT BULL attack”….I mean, seriously…had a Golden Retriever attacked the poor chicken the headline would have read “…survived DOG attack”. Give me a break! Anyways, gotta go….my chicken dinner is burning in the oven, while hundreds of friendly dogs labeled as “pit bulls” are being euthanized in the shelter right this minute
okay btw no one cares about this chicken hahahahah get a life
oh my ga this rooster needs to stop attcking dogs
omg carry some pepper spay for this evil one
that was my pitbul… Its a rooster for gods sake that attacks random people, and interrogated my dog, yes my ‘pitbul’ who is 1/4 pit by the way, attacked your rooster, but only because it was trying to cluck at my dog.
